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MOYER CHARMS SNAKES
MOYER CHARMS SNAKES
by Max Blue
http://maxblue3.tripod.com
Pedro Martinez’ night cut short by rain.
Old man Moyer comes in and hands Snakes big pain.
Pedro and Jamie a nice pair,
471 ML wins, who can compare?
Phils’ path to greatness is plain.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Philadelphia – 5, Arizona – 1.
WP – Moyer (11-9), Garland (6-11).
HR – Drew (11), 1st.
Werth (25), 5th; Ruiz (6), 6th.
The Baseball Gods (some said Mother Nature) solved Charlie Manuel’s dilemma of what to do with Jamie Moyer. When it became clear that the rain delay would go past 60 minutes, Charlie dialed Moyer’s bullpen number, and told Pedro to take the rest of the night off. Moyer was strong with eight days rest, his fastball reaching 84 mph. His changeup was 10 mph slower and his control was spot on. Result: six shutout innings, two hits, five Ks, no walks, and only 69 pitches. Dilemma solved – Martinez and Moyer share the fifth spot in the rotation and everybody lives happily ever after.
LIDGE LOSES
LIDGE LOSES
by Max Blue
http://mxblue3.tripod.com
Three outs to go and we win,
then “Lights Out” Brad Lidge comes in.
He was perfect last season,
so what is the reason
this year he dumps team in loss bin?
Saturday, August 15, 2009.Turner Field, Atlanta, Georgia.
Atlanta – 4, Philadelphia – 3.
WP – Moylan (5-2), LP – Lidge (0-5).
H – Eyre (11), Durbin ( 7), Madson (19). BS – Lidge (8).
HR – McCann (13), 3rd, 1 on.
Werth (24), 7th.
One reason is that Lidge is a lousy fielder. He literally threw the game away in the ninth inning. After fumbling a sacrifice bunt attempt, he frantically picked up the ball and lobbed it into the right field corner, allowing the tying run to score, and the winning run to reach third with nobody out. He was charged with two errors on the play. Charitable scoring by any measure, he should have been charged with eight to match his blown save number. After the game, he addressed questions about the difference between 2009 and 2008. With a straight face he opined that it was a matter of luck – last year every bounce went his way, this year the opposite. He claimed that his stuff is better this year, and that he has not lost confidence. Okay, so that’s it – the baseball gods have withdrawn their support. We have six weeks to figure out what Lidge has done to anger them. Or maybe it’s not anger, just some playful shenanigans by bored gods who have too much time on their hands. Whatever.
HURRY BACK, BRAD LIDGE
HURRY BACK, BRAD LIDGE
by Max Blue
Ryan Madson, the ultimate closer sin;
walked the game-tying run in.
Scott Rolen the game-winning hit,
Phils’ fans scream a word rhyming with fit,
and the Jays take the Champs for a spin.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Toronto – 8, Philadelphia – 3.(10 innings)
WP – Downs (1-0), LP – Condrey (4-2).
H – Romero (3), Durbin (5).
BS -Madson (2).
HR – Lind (13), 4th.
Werth (10), 6th, 1 on.
Talk about ultimate sins. When Rolen grounded out to start the 4th inning with the Champs up 1-0, I looked at Liddy and uttered the words I knew I shouldn’t have. “Liddy,” I said, “Hamels is pitching a no-hitter.” BAM! The next pitch was drilled into the lower right field stands for a game-tying homer. What was I thinking? Ipolipsis knows. Which reminds me to make a correction. I have been saying that Ipolipsis was the name of the Greek god of superstition. That was wrong, sports fans. The Greek god of superstition is named Prolypsis. Ipolipsis, it turns out, is the god of esteem, or reputation, and if any of the Phillies players, managers, coaches, or broadcasters are reading this, let me tell you guys- you don’t want to mess with Ipolipsis.
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PETE HAPPY’S BOOT
PETE HAPPY’S BOOT
by Max Blue
Eight straight wins, as slick as you please,
and then Russel Martin’s two-out grounder to Feliz.
The sure-handed Pedro gave it a boot,
down went Moyer’s win like coal in a chute.
One more baseball god tease.
Friday, June 5, 2009. Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles, California.
LA Dodgers – 4, Philadelphia – 3.
WP – Broxton (6-0), LP – Lidge (0-3).
H- Romero (1). BS – Lidge (5).
HAPP BLANKS PADRES FOR SWEEP
HAPP BLANKS PADRES FOR SWEEP
by Max Blue
The secret is out – it’s a trap.
Phils’ foes learn, his name’s Happ.
Seven innings of zeroes,
six straight wins by Champs’ heroes.
Philly fans smile, stand up, and clap.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009. PETCO Park. San Diego, California.
Philadelphia – 5, San Diego – 1.
WP – Happ (4-0), LP – Young (4-4).
HR – Howard (16), 1st, 1 on.
Time to talk about pitching. J.C. Romero is back. The high-strung lefty finished serving his 50-day suspension for taking banned performance-enhancing supplements and returned to the Phils’ bullpen. He relieved J. Happ in the 8th inning and gave up an unearned run on a walk, a passed ball, and a hit. Then he walked another batter with one out and got out of the inning when a screaming line-drive was snared by a diving J-roll and turned into an inning-ending double play. To say Romero was rusty would be to state the obvious.
Last night’s dominant debut performance by Antonio Bastardo was greeted by these comments from Charlie Manuel when asked if Bastardo is now in the rotation: “We need a starter. I’m not saying it’s him definitely, but I’d say it’s real close, unless something happens. I like the way he pitched. It wasn’t like his command was great. What happened was he had stuff. He was up and down, and he might just have been wild enough to be effective. He surprised me with his fastball. I didn’t realize he could throw that hard.”
Speaking of fast, today we learn that Kyle Drabek, the Phils’ number one pitching prospect (up to now that was Carlos Carrasco) pitched 7 shutout innings in his AA debut at Reading, hitting 99 mph on the gun. So what’s going on here? Phillies are cruising with a 3-game lead over the Mets in the NL East, riding a 6-game winning streak, 19-6 on the road, and showing signs of running away from the pack with overpowering performances from Raul Ibañez (19 HR, 51 RBI), and Ryan Howard (16 HR, 45 RBI) to say nothing of Chase Utley (12 HR, 36 RBI). And all the talk is that the team should go out and get another starting pitcher.
Philly media! Philly fans! Take a deep breath. Take two. Enjoy this team. Kick back and relax.
These guys are good. Better than anybody. They are the Champs. Max has been in touch with Ipolipsis, that baseball superstition god up on Mount Pocono. Here’s the word : “Enjoy these guys. They are playing baseball at the highest possible level. What can I tell you?”
LIGHTS DIM
LIGHTS DIM LIDGE BLOWS ANOTHER . . . BUT WAIT
by Max Blue
Lidge blew number four, but the team bailed him out,
with Condrey, defense, and a Ruiz two-base clout.
King Cole and the pen held the lead,
’til the painful 9th inning Lidge bleed.
Are we allowed a mild shout?
Sunday, May 24, 2009. Yankee Stadium (new), New York, New York.
Philadelphia – 4, New York Yankees – 3 (11 innings).
WP – Condrey (4-0), LP – Tomko (0-1).
H – Durbin (3), Eyre (7), Madson (9). BS – Lidge (4).
HR – Teixeira (13) 6th.
In the sixth inning with a 3-1 lead, Cole Hamels, his pitch count edging toward the red zone of 100, faces Yankees’ first baseman, Mark Teixeira ( pronounced Ta share a), their latest multi-million dollar man. Hamels fires a 92 miles per hour fastball belt high, close to the hands; the T-man swings hard and shatters his bat, the splintered barrel flying past Pedro Feliz’ head, playing back at third base. Hamels feels the joy of a pitch well-delivered, then watches in disbelief as the line drive catches an updraft and clears the nearby left field wall for a homerun. What the hell happened?
Never mind, the King still has a lead, and finishes his quality start and his 109-pitch day by getting three more outs and turning it over to his bullpen. Sorry, King, but Lights Dim Lidge, still looking for his groove, can’t hold the lead, although he somehow manages to record a blown save and a real save in the same inning. After giving up the game-tying run in the ninth, Lidge reaches deep and gives his team an extra inning chance by getting a third out tap to first with the winning run on third base.
The Champs fail in the 10th, and Clay Condrey starts the Yankee tenth giving up back-to-back singles to Jeter and Damon. The baseball gods seem to have dropped Lidge and picked Condrey for the 2009 angel dust. The embattled Clay-man faces the switch-hitting broken-bat T-man with the game on the line. No broken bat this time – Teixeira centers the pitch and smacks what he thinks is a game-winner – but wait – it’s a sizzling grounder right at Chase Utley shifted way around and back on the outfield grass. Utley snags it and whips a chest-high throw to J-roll who flicks his toe onto the bag at second and rifles to Howard at first for a double play – defense rules. Condrey, catches his breath with an intentional walk to A-rod, then retires Pena, in for Cano, on a can-of-corn to center.
Brett Tomko, an old Phillies’ nemesis, pitches the 11th inning for the Yankees. The first two outs are easy, then he walks Chase Utley to get to Carlos Ruiz, the runty Phils’ catcher, who until now, strikes no fear into Phils’ foes hearts. But lately, the guy his mates call Chooch, has been seeing the ball well, and staying back on breaking pitches that in the past have made him look bad. Chooch battles; he works the count; he fouls off pitch after nasty pitch, then on the ninth pitch of the at-bat lines an inside pitch tight to the line in left, scoring Utley with the game-winner when Condrey has a 1-2-3 eleventh. Thank you baseball gods.
BIG PHILS MACHINE
BIG PHILS MACHINE
by Max Blue
http://maxblue3.tripod.com
The Big Red Machine is long past,
replaced by a bright Philly cast.
Utley and Howard lead the way,
Ibañez and Dobbs also homered today;
now get set for a New York Yankee blast.
Thursday, May 21, 2009. Great American Ballpark, Cincinnati, Ohio.
Philadelphia – 12, Cincinnati – 5.
WP – Blanton (2-3), LP – Owings (3-5).
H – Condrey (3).
HR – Phillips (7), 5th, 2 on.
Dobbs (1), 3rd; Utley (11), 4th; Howard (10), 7th; Ibañez (15), 8th.
Phillies heading for the new Yankee Stadium to begin interleague play against a Yankee team riding a nine-game winning streak. With a nod to the baseball gods, who continue to pull all the strings, Max fearlessly, and perhaps foolishly, given their powers, predicts that this mid-May matchup will be a preview to a final faceoff for all the horsehide (or is it cowhide?) marbles come October (or is it November?).
HALL OF FAME
HALL OF FAME
Phillies Journal 1888-2008 will be published next week; the book cover features pictures of the 10 Phillies players who have been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. The lifetime numbers of these players are documented in the book. Five pitchers: Grover Cleveland Alexander (HOF 1938); Eppa Rixey (HOF 1983); Robin Roberts (HOF 1975); Steve Carlton (HOF 1994); Jim Bunning (HOF 1996). Three outfielders: Ed Delahanty (HOF 1945); Chuck Klein (HOF 1980), Richie Ashburn (HOF 1995). Two infielders: Dave “Beauty” Bancroft (HOF 1971); Mike Schmidt (HOF 1995).
In the rosy opinion of Philly blogger Max Blue, fearlessly facing the wrath of the Baseball gods, based on comparisons to the 10 Phillies in the Hall, and projections based on numbers to date, the 2008 Phillies World’s Champions approach the 2009 season with at least five future Hall of Famers on the roster: Jamie Moyer, Cole Hamels, Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, and Jimmy Rollins.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
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