Results tagged ‘ May ’

HOWARD MEASURES MOON

HOWARD MEASURES MOON

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        Keep this up and it will be soon,

                        Ryan Howard hits one to the moon,

                        Two this night, one a GRAND SLAM,

                        needed ’cause Hamels pitched like bad ham.

                        Team dancing to sweet first-place tune.

 

Saturday, May 30, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Philadelphia – 9, Washington – 6.

WP – Hamels (3-2), LP – Martis (5-1).

H – Eyre (9), Condrey (4), Madson (11).

S – Lidge (11).

HR – Belliard (2), 6th, 1 on.

Howard – 2 (14), 2nd; 3rd GRAND SLAM.

HAPPy TO BE HERE

HAPPy TO BE HERE

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        On a day when Brett Myers went down,

                        a new starting face came to town.

                        True, we’ve seen him before,

                        but now that Brett’s sore,

                        Happ’s got a chance to take crown.

 

Friday, May 29, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Philadelphia – 5, Washington – 4.

WP – Happ (3-0), LP – Detwiler (0-1).

HR – Willingham (7), 2nd.

H- Durbin (4), Eyre (8), Madson (10)

S- Lidge (10).  

MYERS’ HIP

MYERS’ HIP

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        Brett Myers has got a sore hip.

                        Reason for latest two-homerun slip?

                        Main reason for NL East standing drop-

                        a big guy named Burke Badenhop.

                        I hate it when Fish sink our ship.

 

Wednesday, May 27, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Florida – 6, Philadelphia – 2.

WP – Badenhop (3-2), LP – Myers (4-3).

HR – Uggla (9), 4th; Ross (7), 6th, 1 on.

Ruiz (2), 5th; Stairs (3), 8th.

BLANTON’S FEET

BLANTON’S FEET

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        On a cold rainy night in late May,

                        Joe Blanton at last had his say.

                        Something about feet;

                        whatever; result sweet,

                        we’ll take shutout pitching any day.

 

Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Philadelphia – 5, Florida – 3.

WP – Blanton (3-3), LP – Miller (1-2).

S – Lidge (9).

 

Blanton threw 114 pitches in seven innings. He struck out a career high 11 batters, mostly with a late-breaking slider, and lowered his ERA to 6.14. About those feet – he claimed his previous problems were because, with men on base, his feet were too close together when he went into his stretch. Or was it because they were too far apart? Whatever. Lidge got into the game when the Phils teetered on blowing a ninth inning 5-0 lead. The near-grief, and nail-biting ending concluded with the tying run in scoring position when Lidge got Wes Helms to do what he always seemed to do in his year with the Phillies back in ’07 – to lunge at an out-of-the-strike-zone slider. The ugly inning was set up when Ryan Howard, after more than 300 errorless and sometimes spectacular plays, reverted to one of his old, and we had hoped corrected, flaws – the dreaded throw to shortstop. With one out and the bases loaded in a 5-0 game, Howard fielded a potential game-ending double-play ball and fired it somewhere into the night in the direction of the left field foul pole, so far from Rollins that J-roll could only watch aghast as the ball rolled towards the leftfield ballgirl and two runs scored.

 

Lidge, after putting the potential game-tying run on with a walk, got his 9th save and lowered hia ERA to 8.85. In 2008, when Lidge was Lights Out, he gave up 15 earned runs all year. This year, it’s not yet June, and he has already allowed 20 earned runs. Maybe he needs to look at how apart his feet are when he goes into the stretch.      

                       

HOME AGAIN, DOWN AGAIN

HOME AGAIN, DOWN AGAIN

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        Ryan Howard hit two;

                        no one else knew what to do.

                        Champs 8-13 at the Bank,

                        all explanations a blank.

                        What say we blame the Swine Flu?

 

Monday, May 25, 2009. Citizens Bank Park, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Florida – 5, Philadelphia – 3.

WP – Volstad (4-3). LP – Moyer (3-5).

H – Meyer (5); Nuñez (8). S – Lindstrom (9).

HR – Helms (1), 4th, 2 on.

Howard -2 (12), 1st, 1 on; 6th

LIGHTS DIM

LIGHTS DIM LIDGE BLOWS ANOTHER . . . BUT WAIT

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

                                   

                        Lidge blew number four, but the team bailed him out,

                        with Condrey, defense, and a Ruiz two-base clout.

                        King Cole and the pen held the lead,

                        ’til the painful 9th inning Lidge bleed.

                        Are we allowed a mild shout?

 

Sunday, May 24, 2009. Yankee Stadium (new), New York, New York.

Philadelphia – 4, New York Yankees – 3 (11 innings).

WP – Condrey (4-0), LP – Tomko (0-1).

H – Durbin (3), Eyre (7), Madson (9). BS – Lidge (4).

HR – Teixeira (13) 6th.

 

In the sixth inning with a 3-1 lead, Cole Hamels, his pitch count edging toward the red zone of 100, faces Yankees’ first baseman, Mark Teixeira ( pronounced Ta share a), their latest multi-million dollar man. Hamels fires a 92 miles per hour fastball belt high, close to the hands; the T-man swings hard and shatters his bat, the splintered barrel flying past Pedro Feliz’ head, playing back at third base. Hamels feels the joy of a pitch well-delivered, then watches in disbelief as the line drive catches an updraft and clears the nearby left field wall for a homerun. What the hell happened?

 

Never mind, the King still has a lead, and finishes his quality start and his 109-pitch day by getting three more outs and turning it over to his bullpen. Sorry, King, but Lights Dim Lidge, still looking for his groove, can’t hold the lead, although he somehow manages to record a blown save and a real save in the same inning. After giving up the game-tying run in the ninth, Lidge reaches deep and gives his team an extra inning chance by getting a third out tap to first with the winning run on third base.

 

The Champs fail in the 10th, and Clay Condrey starts the Yankee tenth giving up back-to-back singles to Jeter and Damon. The baseball gods seem to have dropped Lidge and picked Condrey for the 2009 angel dust. The embattled Clay-man faces the switch-hitting broken-bat T-man with the game on the line. No broken bat this time – Teixeira centers the pitch and smacks what he thinks is a game-winner – but wait – it’s a sizzling grounder right at Chase Utley shifted way around and back on the outfield grass. Utley snags it and whips a chest-high throw to J-roll who flicks his toe onto the bag at second and rifles to Howard at first for a double play – defense rules. Condrey, catches his breath with an intentional walk to A-rod, then retires Pena, in for Cano, on a can-of-corn to center.

 

Brett Tomko, an old Phillies’ nemesis, pitches the 11th inning for the Yankees. The first two outs are easy, then he walks Chase Utley to get to Carlos Ruiz, the runty Phils’ catcher, who until now, strikes no fear into Phils’ foes hearts. But lately, the guy his mates call Chooch, has been seeing the ball well, and staying back on breaking pitches that in the past have made him look bad. Chooch battles; he works the count; he fouls off pitch after nasty pitch, then on the ninth pitch of the at-bat lines an inside pitch tight to the line in left, scoring Utley with the game-winner when Condrey has a 1-2-3 eleventh. Thank you baseball gods.       

 

LIDGE BLOWS ANOTHER

                        LIDGE BLOWS ANOTHER

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        In 2008 he was Lights Out,

                        a season-long perfect-save route.

                        That was then, this is now,

                        can he still show us how

                        to save games without any doubt?

 

Saturday, May 23, 2009. Yankee Stadium (new), New York, New York.

New York Yankees – 5, Philadelphia – 4.

WP – Veras (3-1), LP – Lidge (0-2).

H – Durbin (2), Madson (8). BS – Lidge (3)

HR – Jeter (7), 6th; A-Rod (7), 9th, 1 on.

Ibañez (17), 2nd; Mayberry (1), 5th, 2 on.

 

How is it possible to suffer a crushing ninth inning meltdown and still come away feeling good about the game? It’s because the Champion Phillies got a fine six-inning performance from young lefty, J.A. Happ, making his first start of the season after at last taking the job from the failed Chan Ho Park. And he did it on possibly the biggest stage of all – Yankee Stadium – and a national TV audience. The kid was cool – very cool – four Ks, no walks, and only 75 pitches. He left with a 4-2 lead, outpitching Yankee veteran Andy (4-t) Pettitte. The lead was forged on the backs of Raoul Ibañez’s major league leading 17th homerun, and a 3-run bolt from a six feet six inch, 230 pound right handed hitting kid (25-years-old) named John Mayberry, Jr, called up from triple A Lehigh Valley to face Yankee lefties Pettitte today and C.C. Sabathia tomorrow. How could you not feel good about that?

 

Okay, there was no place for good feeling in the painful ninth, when Lidge gave up a game-tying homerun to the tainted Alex Rodriguez, then a game-winning single to Melky Cabrera when Charlie Manuel, stunned by the tie, neglected to bring in a left-handed pitcher to face Cano and Cabrera.

 

Facing reporters after the game, Lidge said, “I was pretty impressed that he was able to do that with that pitch. He’s a great hitter.”

                       

It’s baseball, fans. The drama continues.

BRONX BOMBED

BRONX BOMBED

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        The first pitch to J-roll, just right,

                        and he blasted it way out of sight.

                        One of Phils four on the night,

                        Myers pitching was tight,

                        and the Champs won the first Yankee fight.

 

Friday, May 22, 2009. Yankee Stadium (new), New York, New York.

Philadelphia – 7, New York Yankees – 3.

WP – Myers (4-2), LP – Burnett (2-2).

HR – A. Rod (6), 6th; Jeter (6), 8th; Teixeira (12), 8th.

Rollins (3), 1st; Ruiz (1), 2nd, 1 on; Werth (8), 5th, 1 on; Ibañez (16),7th.

                       

BIG PHILS MACHINE

BIG PHILS MACHINE

 

by Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        The Big Red Machine is long past,

                        replaced by a bright Philly cast.

                        Utley and Howard lead the way,

                        Ibañez and Dobbs also homered today;

                        now get set for a New York Yankee blast.

 

Thursday, May 21, 2009. Great American Ballpark, Cincinnati, Ohio.

Philadelphia – 12, Cincinnati – 5.

WP – Blanton (2-3), LP – Owings (3-5).

H – Condrey (3).

HR – Phillips (7), 5th, 2 on.

Dobbs (1), 3rd; Utley (11), 4th; Howard (10), 7th; Ibañez (15), 8th.

 

Phillies heading for the new Yankee Stadium to begin interleague play against a Yankee team riding a nine-game winning streak. With a nod to the baseball gods, who continue to pull all the strings, Max fearlessly, and perhaps foolishly, given their powers, predicts that this mid-May matchup will be a preview to a final faceoff for all the horsehide (or is it cowhide?) marbles come October (or is it November?).  

HARASSED BY HARANG

HARASSED BY HARANG

 

By Max Blue

http://maxblue3.tripod.com

 

                        Dad blame it, flame shame it, and dang!

                        Shut down by this big guy, Harang.

                        Jamie Moyer threw six,

                        held Reds to three with old tricks,

                        but the Phils failed to muster their bang.

 

Wednesday, May 20, 2009.Great American Ballpark, Cincinnati, Ohio

Cincinnati – 5, Philadelphia – 1.

WP – Harang (4-4), LP – Moyer (3-4).

HR – Hanigan (1), 2nd.

Ibañez (14), 4th.

                         

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